He wasn’t supposed to be working, but he came in to shop! I was so surprised. I came out the back room with an empty cart, and he was instantly on my case. He was like, “I’m off the clock so, I can say bite back at you however I want now.” and I chuckled and went, “Remember: The manager protects the employee” and smirked, walking away.

We have this game of, get the fuck outta my way! So when my first remark to him was, “You kidding me? I just wanted ONE day to relax. One day. Without you blocking me.” and he stood in front of my cart, shaking his head at me.

GOD. Our quips and jokes are the greatest. Can’t get enough of the guy.