March 2012
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“‘I wish I could love,’ cried Dorian Gray, with a deep note of pathos in his...”
– Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray (via postmix-lem0nade)
I got so frustrated with this math puzzle,
that I started swearing. My dad eventually came in to see what the commotion was about and then he helped me figure out the rest of it.
Note to self: When your dad was a detective and figured out homicide cases, you can bet your ass he knows how to solve a puzzle without even knowing the math, able to guide your dumbass.
I’m exhausted. Peace out.
Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Someone: So, what's your hobby?
Me: Talking to strangers online.